Sex is better than chocolate, because...

• If you have chocolate in a public place… it doesn’t feel dangerous and fun.
• Sex  actually burns calories.

• Sex in a pool is nicer than eating a chocolate.
• Sex actually reduces your bloodpresure (afterward anyway).
• When you eat a chocolate, it never returns the favor.

• You can never have another round of chocolate without getting a new one.
• What would be the point of playing dress-up to eat chocolate?

• There are no fun electronic devices on the market to enhance your chocolate eating.
• You can have sex any time, you can’t eat chocolate before breakfast or late at night.
• If you have chocolate 5 times a day, you’ll just get fat.
• A chocolate will never tell you how pretty you are.

• Too much beer or chocolate make you throw up…  there is no such thing as too much sex.
• Chocolate in lingerie is just a mess that leaves a stain you never quite get out.